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MATHEMATICS IS JUST LIKE A DOG!


MATHEMATICS IS JUST LIKE A DOG!

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By: Utkarsh

Hello everyone, do you know from where this correlation of the mathematics and a dog began from? Let me tell you…

Image result for world of imaginationThis correlation of the subject mathematics and an animal dog started from ‘My World of Imagination’ which is located in my brain. I had gone into this world when lotus teacher was discussing topic of maths.

From my world, a simple imagination appeared, which I will be discussing and you will be reading it.

The title of the story is equivalent to the heading/title of this blog. 
Characters:
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  • An indigenous street dog (देशी कुत्ता), playing the role of mathematics.
  • ·      You, playing the role of student as well as a normal boy.
  • Situation:
  • ·      You have to pass a street where the ruler of the street is the a dog.
  • ·      The dog is awaken and is staring you from his area/street/path called as ‘math road’.
Fight case: If you decided to fight with the dog in an appropriate manner, you have chosen best way of reaction. Didn’t get why? Let me tell you…
Let’s start…

You started walking in forward direction to pass via math – road. The dog is focusing at you as you are coming towards him. You see him coming towards you but you continued to move forward.

As the natural nature of the dog, he started running towards you, but you should be knowing the nature of the Indian street dogs, that is they will stop at some distance before you and will react by showing different types of facial expression. After seeing all this happening before your eyes, your adrenal gland will give you two cases. First is either you fight or (second) you flight. Let us discuss both of the cases one by one.

Fight case: If you decided to fight with the dog in an appropriate manner, you have chosen best way of reaction. Didn’t get why? Let me tell you…

Now, according to the story, the dog is at some distance before you and showing different types of facial expressions. Now, you may know that if you either whistle or be in stand-by mode or do not tried to run then he will come near you, sniff you – take your smell and will show his surrender type of reaction before you. He will wag his tail showing he had become happy and is friendly now.

This is the reason why you should fight back with math who is just like a dog, nothing else. Now, let us discuss the flight case.

Flight case: If you decided to flight means to run away from the dog, you had just kicked with axe on your feet. And, now you are in danger if you don’t know, how to run fast? Let us discuss why?

Image result for angry gsd runningNow, according to the story, the dog is at some distance before you and showing different types of facial expressions. As you have decided to take a U-turn and run back, it is like you are showing your back to the dog (पीठ दिखाना), and now the dog will run behind you. You have to run fast otherwise the dog will first catch you, will bite you at many different places, you may fall on the ground leading to an injury which would be painful and more than that you will be injected a proper dose of five intra-muscular injections (i.e., one of anti-tetanus and other four of anti-rabies).

So, you should remember that he is indigenous dog and will not do anything to you until you don’t show the reaction. In other words, indigenous people can only understand them and should know the trick to make the math dog their friend.

This whole was my concept of imagination of math as a dog.

Disclaimer: The aim of this article is not to hurt any person, subject or sentiments of any human or society.

Thank you
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